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Tickets for seats, tickets for berths Speak up, guys
Even the train has arrived, when will you give the ticket?
it'll depart after half an hour Hey, hero what do you want?
Trust me, I only have 1 7 0 rupees
Get on the side, nothing less than 200 rupees. Yes?
Charging 7 5 rupees extra per ticket isn't very fair,
You are taking undue advantage of people's despair
Hey, no money no talk. If you have to lecture go and do it in election
You did not tell me which compartment is the ticket for!
Go at no. 4. My man is there
Tell him you have been sent by Gafoor Be quick
Mr. Gafoor Yes
I hope you don't mind if I call you that
I mean, please do some concession for the little children
Next time I'll make pay the price you ask for
Don't argue, it's not the question of big or small,
If you keep haggling, then you'd have to get full tickets for them too
Please be considerate & give the tickets where'd we go with children !
Okay, you and children get in, I'll just come with the tickets
Man, I don't carry the tickets with me, it's just too risky
Wow, what a car! This is a real car, man !
And here, what a nice bungalow!
Hey. . . Yeah, and this is a plane
in which we can never travel
Raja, stop dreaming and come to earth
I am on the earth
Most of our life has been wasted on the railway platform
I mean, just look, the whole world is having fun in big cities
Forget the big cities, hand me the tickets 3 half, and 3 full
Not for that train, from this pocket here
Tickets for seats, tickets for berths
What kind of life is this?
I mean, we're here since morning and we get only 840 rupees!
Look, Raja, with the talents and education you have,
had you been doing a job somewhere this would have been a month's salary
Learn to be contented with what you get
Oh yeah? Just for the name sake we live in Amirpur( rich town ),
but we could be like one of the biggest paupers around
Oh, man, you'll never learn !
What is this customs officer doing here?
Take it to the control room, over there
He seems to be throwing his weight around. Come let's have a look
Keep it carefully near my desk
Hello, sir why is there so much police around? What's in the trunk?
It's the pay-roll of postal department
We've to send it to Agra by tonight's train
Till that time it's going to be at the station, in my custody
Should easily be about two and a half million inside
Two and a half million !
Yeah, but you won't get anything by staring at each other
Then? Come, let's talk over tea
You see, all the extra money which I extract doesn't even last a week
So I have been thinking to go for something really big,
and spend the rest of life in peace
But the point is, if I was to do it myself I would be investigated
If somebody else does it, I would be the inquiry in-charge
How would that be, sir? Try to understand
You handle four of the policemen, I'll handle the other four,
and if at all necessary, give me a couple of punches too
So that next day I can show my dislodged tooth to my senior
And say, ''The thieves have looted all the money, Sir''
Man, I really admire his brains? Is it a deal then?
Am I that stupid not to accept it!
Here hold this
So see you then, at midnight Okay
At midnight! Have you given a thought to your Mother?
Oh, yeah I didn't think about that!
Mother?
Mother!
Raja, what is it, son?
Why don't you speak something?
Look, your sister has sent a telegram She is very ill
She has urgently called you
Oh, dear! Leela has taken ill?
Yes, Mother. I know that you're not on speaking terms with her
But at times like this you should forget all the disputes
No, my son, I'm not at all cross with her
Hurry up and get me a train ticket for tomorrow
Raja, I couldn't get ticket for tomorrow so I got it for today
Gafoor, you did a good thing
How can I leave today, even my prayers are incomplete
Mother, you don't know anything
When the telegram says somebody is sick, one should go immediately
Why?
Because sometimes they write ''sick'' even if the person has died
Oh, God ! Don't utter words like that
Probably your sister is longing to meet you,
she may have something important to say to you,
possibly she might be at a dying stage!
Mother, you should leave immediately
The train leaves in an hour Mother, please come
Yes, we ought to hurry up
Hey guys, why are you beating us?
Hey, listen to me
Don't beat him, he'll die
What are you doing, why are you beating us?
What do you want, why are you beating us up?
Hey, man
just a moment. . . beat me only two blows, okay
My tooth is broken already, why are you still beating me?
Are you planning to break all the thirty-two teeth?
Rascal, want us to do your thieving? Are we thieves?
If you turn us into thieves, then we will do a thorough job of it
And there will be no share for you Get up! Up!
Hey, Gafoor, where are you?
Pick up the trunk. Hurry up, we've got a flight to catch
If we miss it we won't be able to run and catch it
What a difference there is in a railway station and an airport, isn't it?
As between the earth and sky
The train on the ground, while the 'plane flies in the sky
And the 'plane doesn't make any sound, while on the station bang, bang, bang !
It drives you crazy. Hey, listen Sit down
I've had an idea Spit it out
Can't we black-market the 'plane tickets too?
Just goes to prove how stupid you are
You fool, we are rich people,
And a person after becoming rich, from black becomes white!
Daddy, hi Dad
How was your trip?
Fantastic
Hey, hey, it started. Strange vehicle, started without a sound ! Sorry, sorry
Well done, what great looks!
Hey, this town is really beautiful, and it's people even more beautiful
You said we would also stay in a beautiful place, didn't you?
You mentioned the name of the hotel as being something like Saand. . .
Not Saand, but Sun and Sand
Tickets for seats, tickets for berth
Dadar Express, Rajdhani Express, Calcutta mail, Howdah Express
Here comes the constable, get on the side
Sir, Sir, forgive me, I didn't. . .
Raja, where are we?
Mumbai, Mumbai
Two days ago we left Amirpur
Weren't you on the bed, how did you get on the floor?
Oh, man ! Raja, money is a wretched thing
It makes a dog out of man, a dog who stays awake all night
I could not go off to sleep over there, so I thought I'd hug this and sleep
What is the time?
It is twelve O'clock
Twelve! Yes, twelve
This is the first time I have slept so late,
usually I had to get up at six every day for that early train
Hey, hey, Gafoor, there is a swimming pool here!
I've bathed enough in the miserable stream of Amirpur,
today I will dive in here
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sister
Don't know how to swim
Enjoying yourself, eh Gafoor?
Raja, what fun, man You've made my life, pal
Hey, is that the girl from the station?
Yes, Gafoor, she is the girl from the airport
When I saw her the first time, I knew I had found my life's destination
Gafoor, I want to marry her
Raja my friend, you are trying to run faster than an Express train !
You haven't forgotten your old ways, have you?
What do you mean?
I mean look at the girl, her face is that of a girl from a rich family
And do I look like a beggar?
Well, even I don't look like a beggar these days
But don't forget that we became rich very, very recently
Shut up and go find out who she is, what she does, and. . .
where she stays
Did you find out anything? Everything
She is a doctor
Doctor! Yes
What a beautiful doctor! Yes
One will just have to become her patient
She is not a heart doctor, but a brain doctor. She treats mad people
That is even better How's that?
I know of a mad man Oh Yes!
Who is it? You
Forget it!
BOMBAY POLYCLI N I C Neha Sharma ( Psychiatrist)
Sister-in-law, sister, sister
Gafoor, compose yourself
What is going on? Who are you?
Sorry, Madam, he escaped from me
Sister-in-law you are very beautiful What is his problem
Whenever he sees a beautiful girl, his train gets off the tracks
and he runs after her addressing her as his sister-in-law
Please sit down
Thank you. Sit down Gafoor, sit down
And who might his brother be for whom he is trying to find a wife?
Me, he regards me as his brother
Actually Gafoor is my driver, he loves me very much
He has only one ambition in life, that I should get married
Sister-in-law, why don't you marry my brother
Shut up! Shut up!
I will slap you
Oh, no, no. What are you doing, such cases are handled with love, not anger
Please don't worry, I will treat him
Thank you doctor, thank you very much
Just bring his train back to the platform
I don't care how much it costs
Why do you look at me like that?
You said he was your driver,
And you say you don't mind spending any amount on him !
He is not just a driver, doctor, he is first and foremost a human being
He has been with me since my childhood
If one had a dog for so long, he would start loving him as deeply
And he's after all, a human being
Once his life starts on the right track,
I will be the happiest man on earth
You are both a good man & a good talker
I talk even better with a cup of tea
Why don't you have tea with me tomorrow?
But tomorrow evening I. . .
As it is, you do go for a swim every evening,
you could join me in the coffee shop for a cup of tea afterwards
Sister-in-law
You mean. . .? Exactly,
we've been putting up at the very same hotel
Actually I have come from Amirpur. . . I mean from America
I n connection with business over here
Despite this being my own country, I still feel very lonely here
If you join me for tea, it'll take away some of the loneliness
All right, I will come
Thank you
I have written down some tests for him, please get these done
Sister-in-law, you are great
Bye bye
Okay
Sister-in-law Come, Gafoor
Sister-in-law She'll certainly be your sister-in-law
Sister-in-law!
Say, Gafoor, she talked so nicely with me in her clinic
and if she does accept my invitation to tea. . .
it would mean she does like me a little
Raja, why do you start with the second step before completing the first?
Don't move too fast or you are likely to fall flat on your face
You have hardly met her twice, and already you are. . . !
Hey, here she comes
Go on, you get lost
Go, man, scram Don't rush things
Remember, it's just tea that you've treated her to, don't talk too much
Come, please take a seat
Thank you Do sit down
What will you have?
If I'm not mistaken you've invited me for tea
Oh yes, yes
But before having tea, you had better make sure it's the right thing to do
I am afraid I don't understand
Look, I do not know how to beat around the bush
and so I will simply say it
He's had it, he's had it today!
''Thinking of getting married I am,
Therefore invited you for tea I have''
What? Very true
That Gafoor whom I brought over to you,
He is not mad at all
It is I who am mad
from the day I saw you at Bombay airport
Mr. Raj, do you really think you can,
pretend that Gafoor is mad and you can bring him to me and then fool me?
I knew the moment I saw him that Gafoor was not mad at all
What? Yes, that is right
And I noticed you looking at me in the swimming pool
No doubt, you did appear quite good looking and handsome
But how smart you are, I have only found out today
And like you I too prefer to talk straight
And the truth is that,
even I like you
I like you very much
Really? Yes
Raja, I can't believe it How did you manage everything so fast?
When in love, one must do things with speed
otherwise it can become too late
And, Gafoor. . . What is it?
After today. . . don't give me wrong advice I won't
Shall we go?
You were singing with her, weren't you?
And you'd also have pledged your love?
And you must have bashed me up too?
Raja, dreams are very different from reality
I will not stop you from doing anything in your dreams
Do whatever you wish to do
But in reality,
Don't take any step before your friendship has become really firm
She is not some dumb village dame,
She is Doctor Neha, understand?
If you are rash, you could earn yourself a nice slap
How's this for an answer? Don't show me your face ever again, now get out
I said get out or I will call the police
What is the matter, Ms Neha? Has he been rude? If you wish I'll. . .
No, let it be. He was bothering me
Says he has been watching me swimming and has fallen in love with me
''I love you''
I salute you
I don't like such roadside Romeos at all
What kind of people do you like?
Like you, well behaved, well cultured people
who know how to talk to girls, how to behave around them
who know how to respect girls Thank you
I believe we could indeed be good friends
Oh, Ms Neha, thank you very much
Sir, there's a call for you
My phone call !
Ms Neha, please be seated, I won't be long
Please take a seat Okay
Well, what do you say now?
Didn't she say something like well-cultull. . . oh, whatever
Oh well, just be what she thinks you are
Don't do anything stupid or your story will end before it has started
First put your friendship on a firm footing
I hope too much time is not wasted in this
giving someone else a chance to come between us!
Bunnu, Bunnu, listen to me son
No Pa
Bunnu? No, Pa, no
Son !
Pa, if I don't learn how will I enter the water?
Oh son, if you do not enter the water how will you learn?
When I'm so afraid of the tub why do you insist on the pool?
Don't cry my child, look at how the other children are swimming
No, Pa, I still can't swim, because I deliberately did not wear it
Did not wear what?
Swimming trunks
Don't worry, I have brought them for you
Pa no, no, no, Pa
Go inside and change, go inside son
No, I will change right here, I know the trick
No son, keep tricks for later. . .
That. . . I am scared in the bathroom. . .
Yes, Bunnu has put it on, he has put it on
Okay now, jump. Just look at. . . No, pa, I won't
A big boy like you is scared? Watch me
Hey fatso, shut up and swim or I'll give you one. . .
See, how all the little children are. . .
Pa, no, no
Good, go on, get in
Please no, please no. Okay, okay
Go on, go on son, yes, that's it
Mummy
Yes go on, a little more
Look, look, Bunnu is going to dive
One. . . two. . . three
Ten ! Fourteen. . .
Please, ninety, ninety-five
Hundred !
Oh, Mummy!
No sleeping here, son, no sleeping here
Get up
Hey, wake him up Hey, go for it
Oh ! Where the hell should I go for!
Go for it!
Okay Okay get up
Get up please, get up my son
Now, now he will do it Watch how he does it now!
He will dive in straight now
Oh, God save us
Well done. One. . . two. . . and. . .
Bunnu, come my son, come
Coming, Pa, I am coming. I am trying
Well done my son, come on
Bunnu my son come on, this is a lift not a swimming pool
Oh come on, stop fooling around. If you want the bathroom, it is that side
Why are you disturbing everybody?
Keep quiet, I'll slap you
But to slap him you will have to come in the lift, won't you
Come into the lift and slap him
He is lucky he is inside
Okay, say a prayer and come in Good, say a prayer
God save me
Hurry up Yes, yes, he is coming
Come in, come in my son
Hey wait, wait a bit
Pa, c'mon. Come we will take the stairs
Thirteen floors!
Pa, are you tired?
Sound !
Let's go in
Why are you panting so much?
Sound, sound is missing !
Because I have climbed thirteen stories that is why
I n spite of the lift?
If I could have come by the lift, I would not have had to come here
Tell the doctor that Bunnu's father has come
Bunnu? Him
Me here Oh !
One minute
So tell me, what is the problem?
I have many problems
The biggest problem is that no one understands my problem
I don't know where to start
I am very scared most of the time
Fire. . . I am very afraid of fire
Whenever I see a match box I think, a matchstick will come out,
and light up automatically and it will set fire to my whole body
When I see a crowd,
I feel people are trampling one another to get ahead
When I hear horns blaring I feel a pack of dogs is barking
and. . .
You know the lift,
I cannot enter it, I feel frightened
I feel it's doors will close suddenly and my head will break
Heights. . . when I stand on a height I feel
no, no you cannot throw me down, you bastard
don't throw me, don't do that, no, no don't
Smoke suffocates me greatly
I feel my heart will start palpitating fast and I'll have a heart attack. . .
like there is a great pressure in the bowels
but one cannot reach the lavatory. . .
you cannot imagine what it feels like
all this happens to me
There are many other problems
Bunnu, after listening to you I am of the opinion that,
your trouble is no more serious than a cold or fever
Excuse me, Bunnu
Hello Hello Ms Neha
It is me, Raj Kumar
Oh, I am so sorry
I know very well that we had to go for a show today
As I had told you the show is at three O'clock, not six!
You see, it is like this, Raj
That I was so engrossed in talking to Bunnu that I forgot the time
Bunnu? Who is this Bunnu?
A new patient of mine
Oh ho, a patient!
I wish I could be your patient too
Then you would spend some time with me too
Please, Raj, don't be offended
Shall we see this programme tomorrow?
No, no, it does not matter
But tomorrow's show is at three O'clock, not six, okay?
One hundred percent
Okay, Neha. Bye bye
Hey, what happened?
Nothing much
Some patient called Bunnu turned up
Bunnu ! who is he, who is he?
Pa, I'm okay, I'm fine, I'm feeling better. Pa, I am okay, yes
I am okay, I am all right C'mon, we will climb down 1 3 floors
No stairs, I will go by lift Lift?!
Yeah, I'm okay, I'm fine, I'm feeling better
Thank you very much
No sound, sir!
Thank you Oh, you are welcome
Sir, my hand !
It happens, it happens
Yeah Mom, my heart is starting to aspire
and I don't feel giddy when I use baby steps
Well done, son, well done
Can you see how well our Bunnu has started to walk!
Yes, I have seen, I have seen
I have been seeing this all the way back
Quiet!
Baby steps, baby, yeah baby
What's happened son, why have you stopped?
Mom, I cannot climb stairs with baby steps
Son, the doctor did say you are to use baby steps, but not everywhere
You will have to climb steps in the normal way
But Pa, until I meet Neha how can I climb stairs?
Then keep standing with your baby steps
You cannot go to your bedroom today
No, no! Bunnu
No, no, no!
Yes, yes, son, relax. Calm yourself
How sarcastic could you be!
You know how he reacts if anything is done against his wishes
Look, son, it is quite late and the doctor will also not be at her clinic
Daddy will take you tomorrow to meet her
Don't cry Ma, I will sleep in your and Pa's bedroom
I'm okay, I'm all right
This doctor has not cured him, but given another disease
''Baby Steps''
Bunnu !
Ms Neha are you leaving?
Yes, the clinic is closed now
But you people come tomorrow
Tomorrow? Doctor, please, one minute
If you won't see him today. . .
Look I have a problem today, I really do I have no time and. . .
But you do not understand. . .
No, Papa, no Look, I have to go
Doctor, this is exactly what I was afraid of
Please, do see him or he will create havoc in the hospital
Come along then Thank you
It is six-thirty
What do you think could have happened, why has she not come today?
Do you think her yesterday's patient has dropped in again today?
Sir, a letter for you Look, a letter from Neha
Go on, read it. Is my suspicion right?
Yes, it is right
She was about to leave for here when that Bunnu turned up
The poor thing has apologized for not coming
But how on the earth could you've harmed this Bunnu that
he keeps cropping up so inconveniently for you. I will get this Bunnu's. . .
Excuse me, Bunnu
Hello Hello
It's Neha Call Bunnu
Yes I am calling from Mr. Bunnu's house
Please call Mr. Bunnu to the phone
Just a minute Bunnu, phone from your house
From my house? Yes
Who could it be?
Mr. Bunnu, here talk to your father
You Dog Who is this dog talking?
You Wretch Who is this wretch talking?
Bastard You Bastard
Who is this bastard talking?
I am your father talking, you moron
What has happened to my father's voice?
No, you cannot be my Pa My Pa does not use such bad words
Besides, he is sitting outside
Who is this talking?
Hey you, son of Pa, I am your real father talking
Now listen carefully,
If I ever see you again anywhere near that lady doctor,
I will push the train of your life off its rails
And here is my answer, Mr. Train Driver,
If I don't come to the doctor, who'll make me all right, you or your Pa?
What is the matter Bunnu, who was it?
I don't know. Some mad man cursing me
Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm fine, I'm feeling better
Good
You idiot, if not your own then
then you should at least have thought of the good name of our family
Does the family's good name get besmirched by getting married?
On the contrary, the family grows after marriage
Uncle?
Oh, little girl, how are you
Right and fine, Uncle
What is the matter? Uncle is here after so many years and you're yelling !
He has done enough to deserve it
What has he done?
He has eloped with this girl from the village
That's right!
Yes, yes, yes
Please do not be angry, brother-in-law
It was I who insisted on eloping
Because my folks were forcing me to marry someone else
And I told them quite plainly
If I marry it will be him, or I will kill myself
Oh, what is this, brother, you have made my bride cry!
You have done well, Aunty Done well?
Had they sent for me I'd have talked to her parents and fixed up everything
Well, it is not too late now Why don't you go and talk now?
Yes, Dad. Let's go immediately to Aunty's house,
talk to her parents and arrange for a grand wedding
Come on Daddy, hurry up How can I, I'm so busy here
And then, what about your patients?
All appointments cancelled for Uncle
I will tell my secretary not to let anyone know my whereabouts
What do you think of that Uncle?
Absolutely first rate
Hello, this is Bunnu speaking, can I talk to Dr. Neha?
She. . . just a minute
Hello, I am Raj Kumar. Could you kindly put me through to Madam
Madam has gone out
Gone out. . . not with that Bunnu, has she?
Bunnu? No, even he is asking about her on the other line
Fine, fine, when will she be back?
May be 1 5 days or even a month from now
A month? But what if something happens to me in the meantime?
Please give me her phone number
I am sorry I cannot do that because she has forbidden it
If you cannot give the number, give me her address
Sorry, I cannot give her address either
I am inspector Bansi Rao from Haryana The doctor is out, isn't she?
I must have her address immediately
Why, what is the matter?
The law is in danger, sister The Commissioner has gone crazy
He lets criminals go free, and goes about locking the police
With great difficulty I have managed to escape with my life
Please give me her address at once, we need to go to her
There are many other doctors in this town, take one of them
Sir, the Commissioner has already shot dead two doctors,
that is why we have come here Forget the doctor,
this girl over here who has been so long with the doctor
She must have become half a doctor by now
Why don't we take her along? No, no
Listen skinny girl, don't mess with the Police
Sir is being very nice to you and you are taking advantage of it
He may be smiling, but has a foul temper
Just the other day he broke one of my teeth in a fit of anger
Now you don't break my heart, come along
Look, I'm not even a quarter of a doctor
I will do one thing, I'll give you the doctor's address. You may take her
One of the nurses too Yeah, sure
Here, all the best
Let's go, sir, she is a good nurse
I am Tavde, P. C. M., Police Commissioner of Mumbai
Commissioner! That's right
Where is your doctor? She is not here
Where has she gone? She has gone out of town
How can she just go away? She had a patient called Bunnu,
he committed suicide Suicide!
And she becomes responsible
She can be prosecuted under the T.A. D.A.
M.A. D. A? T.A. D. A,
Yes, it is a very big punishment
Oh dear! No, don't do that, I'll give you her address
Although I know she is innocent, Right
. . .and sweet, Right
. . .and beautiful Right
But what can I do, I've to call her in for interrogation
Here it is
Oh ! I'm ok, I'm fine, I'm feeling better
Baby steps, baby steps, yeah, yeah
We have managed, we go straight to this address,
and right over to her, nothing to worry about
Who was it?
C. S Police, oh my god !
Salute the big officer
Hey, he has buck teeth, salute him
Oye, what's that you say I'll give you one thump
Salute Maharashtra Salute Haryana
Haryana ! Where are you from?
Sir, you have not recognized me, Sir
Remember, I saluted you during the Republic Day Parade
What place are you talking about, Bombay or New Delhi?
The Juhu Beach parade in Bombay, Sir
Oh I see, well what brings you here?
Few days back 25 million were stolen at the Amirpur railway station
Those thieves are roaming around in Bombay
I have come here in connection with that enquiry
Right, do catch them. All the best
Salute Haryana Salute India
Do catch the robbers, all the best Salute India
I speak for all the Indian states, let go of my hand
Oh ! I'm okay, I'm alright, I'm feeling better
Ms Neha, I'll come rushing over
With your address in hand and love in my heart
With a song on my lips, I am coming Neha
Raja, she is coming
Gafoor, will this location be good for the hotel or on top of this hill?
Which, that. . . let me have a look
Has the car stopped? Yes, it has
Raj !
Is she getting down? Yes, she is
Mr. Raj Kumar Hello, Ms Neha
What are you doing here?
Followed you all the way here What?
I mean, I am not so lucky as to be allowed your company otherwise,
All I have in my life is work I have come here on business
On business?
Yes, you see that hill over there?
I have purchased all the land on the other side of this hill
I am going to make a five star hotel there
But behind this hill is just a river!
I bought the land along with the river
All Five Star hotels have swimming pools
I will have an original swimming pool in this hotel, isn't it Gafoor?
Great idea, Wow
But what brings you here?
I've come to attend my Uncle's marriage
Wow!
Just a minute,
For Gafoor did you do all the tests I referred?
Yes, I did
Today he didn't even address me as sister-in-law
But he is absolutely okay now, how can he say that
Gafoor, you seem to be much better now
Once brother gets married, I will be absolutely fine, sister-in-law
Of course, your brother will get married
By the way, where are you staying?
At the Greenery Hotel, and the tea there is also very good
Well, tea at my place is also not bad
Will it not be better that you have tea at our place today?
You can meet my father and uncle too
Mr. Raja, you dress up like town people,
But you look like one of us, people of the land
This, Nandu, is called simplicity
What business do you do in America?
You have asked me a very difficult question
Meaning?
Meaning that it would be easier to list businesses that I don't do
For instance, this tea that I'm drinking we do not make it
This matchbox, we do not make it
With God's grace we have almost every kind of business
So what must be your turnover?
He has never turned over to see what his turnover is
Then why don't you go public?
Public! The public is with us, right? Absolutely
For this new hotel that you intend to have here,
why don't you give the construction contract to my brother's company?
No, no, this contract has been given to Mr. Ambani. . .
Never mind, Gafoor
These are now our own people. I will think it over and will let you know
Thank you
Madam, your phone
Have a sandwich The butter is from our own dairy
Yes, Suzy?
Madam, you know that patient of yours, that Baby
Baby? Yes, the one with the Baby Steps
You mean Bunnu
Yes, yes, the same
What happened to him?
Bunnu !
What! Oh, my God
What is the matter, dear?
Oh, no! I had a patient, Bunnu He has committed suicide
Oh, good lord !
I am feeling very bad I feel responsible for his death
Ms Neha I. . .
Please don't hold yourself responsible
We are all in the hands of destiny
But, Raj. . . Put it out of your mind
Those who cross over to the other side never return
Here is your stop, friend Hey, here is your stop, get off
I'm fine, I'm feeling better, thank you
I love you all, kids, thank you for the company
I love you all, bye
Bye, see you
Help
Where is this voice coming from?
Sounds like it's from that valley down there. Come let's see
Forget it, man Come on
Hey, Gafoor, where are you taking me?
Mummy!
Easy, Gafoor, don't be hasty
Oh, good sir, please help me Please save me
How did you manage to get there?
I'm not hanging here of my own free will
Some swines who eat bananas and then throw the peel on the ground
and people like me suffer like this Help
Okay, okay, one minute, just a minute
Here I am giving you my hand, take hold of it and come up
If my hand could reach that high, do you think I would not have come out
All right, do one thing, you come slightly lower
Look if you don't give me your hand how will I pull you out
Just lower your tie, I will take hold of it and come out
Give my tie? Do you want to strangle me?
No, No He appears mad
He is wasting my time, I am going Save me, save me, friends
Hey, please listen. Hey, Raja you too,
I will save you in two minutes, just watch
Yes, save me, please save me
Yes, here I am
You just hold tight there. Don't let go
Come a little lower, a little more please
A little more
Stretch out your hand. . .
A weighty man has taken on more weight, just see
What have you done now!
Mummy
Hey Gafoor
Gafoor, hey Gafoor, how did you manage to go there?
I had warned you not to get tangled up in anything
Save him and save me or else this Gafoor will go off
Hey, don't talk that way about my friend I'll just be back
Tell your friend to hurry or my trousers will become damp and you will slip
Hey, don't you do that
Hey hurry up, Raja or Vaja whoever you are, hurry up
Don't let go, be brave
Carefully
Thank you Mr. Raja, I'm okay, I'm fine
Thank you, sir
No problem. It's all right
I'm feeling better. Oh, mummy!
Yeah okay, it's pure gold !
Oh, no!
Friend, where is the Wooden Bridge?
Wooden bridge? We are also going that way, come with us
How sweet! Come along
Hey friend you appear to be very good people to me
You saved my life and are now taking me to my destination too
It's no big thing, we were going there ourselves
Where about the Wooden Bridge do you have to go?
There is a place called Swapna Road near it, that is where I have to go
On Swapna Road? Yes
Strange! We are also going there
But where on Swapna Road do you have to go?
To the bungalow named Swapna Lok
Hey we are also going there
And I am sure you are going to meet Mr. Sharma over there
No, I have no business with Mr. Sharma
I am going there to meet his daughter, Doctor Neha
Because I am not well, you see
Here we are, we have arrived
How sweet! I wasn't afraid on the bike because of your company
Please stop Okay
Thank you very much So this is the house
Bunnu ! Ms Neha
Ms Neha
Bunnu, how glad I'm to see you alive!
Bunnu?!
Thank God you are alive
I am so happy
I am so very happy to see you. A great burden has been lifted off my heart
I'm okay, I'm fine, I'm feeling better
Raja, why are you standing outside, come in, come in
You know, Raja, this is Bunnu
Oh Ms Neha, it is him that I have come with
He is an angel, he saved my life
But for him, I would not be here now
Oh don't mention it, it was my duty
But you didn't tell me your name is Bunnu !
Please come, we will have tea together
Yeah, sure
Tell me, Bunnu, who spread the rumour about your death?
What can I tell you Ms Neha, you came away leaving me alone over there
And I started feeling unwell after that
Please come Raja Why don't you all sit down
When I asked your secretary for your address she refused point blank
So I impersonated the Commissioner of Police and went to your dispensary
And you know what happened?
Another imposter turned up there as an Inspector! At first I was scared
But then I saw that he was equally scared of me
We were both a little scared of each other
He looked like a black-marketeer to me
And the constable accompanying him looked like a thief
Oh my, your trousers are all wet!
Please clean this up here
And open up the guest room, Mr. Bunnu will stay here
Bunnu staying here! Come, I'll show you to your room
Thank you very much
Okay then
See you then. . . oh no, not you !
All right, I will join you soon
Raja, how did you manage to make this mistake
You brought along the very guy who should have been dead
All this happened because of you
Had you not been hanging there, I would have left this Bunnu and come away
Yes, lay this also at my door
Instead of dropping him, I dropped tea, tea !
Oh Mummy, Mummy
Oh Daddy, Daddy
Oh Mummy Daddy,
Do get ready
The girl I'm destined to marry
I have found the girl I want to marry
Hello
Hi, Pa
Hey you dope, you donkey, my darling child
Is it Bunnu, my Bunnu is calling
Yes, it is that fool's phone call
Give it to me, please give
What sweet words you are using for your son, dope, donkey
Did I phone you to hear all this?
I thought you would be worried, Pa
I diot, did you not believe we would be worried?
Let me talk to him
Your mother is crying her eyes out for you
Let me talk to him
Hello my Bunnu, how are you and where are you calling from
Ma I am find and tell Pa that I have arrived at the correct place
I will be back soon and not alone, but with your daughter-in-law
Daughter-in-law!
I will tell you everything Ma when I come there
The girl's name and the address of this place too
But right now I am very busy
I have to go for lunch with her now, and to a disco in the evening
Bye, Ma
Give my love to Pa
Oh he put down the phone
Happy now, are you at ease?
Did I not say, nothing will happen to our child
Fool, he had us so worried !
Had he not called I'd have given him a sound thrashing
Are you crying?
He had me so worried, the damned fool
What could I do?
If I too had started crying, who would have comforted you?
I am fine now, I'm not crying
Raja, have you ever seen a Beauty and an ape?
Gafoor, nowadays it's the phase of the apes
You are right man
Come on boys. One, two, three
Wow! Hey, gorgeous
What are you doing?
Friend, what are you doing?
Don't come in between Hey, lay off man
What are you doing? Let me dance man
Get on the side
Hey, baby, c'mon let's dance
The swines are bothering our Neha
Yes, so they are I will murder those bastards
Hey, listen to me, come here
You sit over here, or you will have the police on our back
Don't get into trouble, lie low
Who was that!
Hey you, shove off
Scoot!
Please. . . stay away from me
Think about your reputation Leave me alone, Gafoor
You just come with me, my good fellow
What are you doing, man? Don't think I have no friends
Mr. Raja is with me
Who is this Raja?
He has gone to the lavatory So don't start gloating
When he comes he will thrash you
Where has Mr. Raja disappeared to? Who knows?
What sort of friend is he, he saw some goons and disappeared like a coward
This is highly irregular
What shall we do now? Let us go to the restaurant and eat
Mr. Raja, Mr. Raja
Hey, don't misbehave man, don't misbehave
I will shoot you. I am with a girl in this disco or else. . .
Come on, Bunnu. Let's make a move
Raja
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
Just tell me, friend, why did you beat me up?
So that you never again insist on dancing with a girl
What are you talking about a girl, I will not even dance with myself
But what is your connection with her?
Hey, had he not had a connection with her,
why would he have thrashed you like a dog
Go on, get lost
I will never dance again
See what I mean, Raja. . .
The difference between a fight in a western toilet and a Indian one
Very different indeed !
Hey, why are you beating me, Is it wrong to give someone an idea?
Greetings, sister
Excuse me, but I don't recognize you. . . Who are you people?
It is not your fault, even our folks don't recognize us
We are the ones who bothered you in the disco
Oh, so it is you !
Yes, we did not know that your companion was going to bring us to this state
Companion, what companion?
The one to whom this locket belongs
Here, take it
Bunnu !
Here, have some tea
How did you hurt your hand?
Oh, just like that, Bunnu
Last night I thrashed some goons very soundly
You thrashed? No, no, I do not believe it
You are such a well-mannered person
Last night I saw how you slunk off when those goons came to the disco
But in the toilet. . . But you couldn't resist yourself, Bunnu
And you bashed up those four, isn't it?
Which four are you talking about?
There is no need to pretend now
They were here and they told me everything
What did they tell you, that Bunnu has thrashed them?
What else? Look at this
Bunnu dropped his chain during the fight
And they came to return it
Oh, my chain, at last it has been found !
I n the disco you were looking very scared
Not just looking, I really was scared
Then were you not scared to beat them up in the bathroom?
Oh that. . . anger, anger Ms Neha
You probably don't know what a foul temper I have
Once I become angry, I am capable of doing anything
I begin to use by fists
And they dared to bother you in my presence
I could not take it Ms Neha I bashed them all up
Bunnu, I have not been able to understand you till now
Every day I see a new facet of your personality
Oh, this is nothing, Ms Neha I can do anything for you
I can even murder someone
Because of you I did not beat those people in front of Neha
If I had beaten those people in front of Neha,
then my love for her would have been proved
You said, ''don't hit here''
I beat them outside and that rascal Bunnu took credit for it
Why did you not tell Neha plainly that you had beaten those goons?
Neha would have come to know the truth about that idiot
And at the same time it would have been proved that I was a thief
I had stolen Bunnu's chain
That bastard also did not explain that it was not,
he who had thrashed those people
I stead he said, '' Ms Neha, I became angry and so I beat up those people''
I doubt that bastard has so much as killed a mosquito ever
He pretends to be mad and enjoys the fruits of our labour
I was itching to get my hands around his miserable throat
That was very wrong of you, Bunnu
Has he ever done anything right?
Ever since he has come, he has stuck like a tail to Neha
I don't even get a chance to declare my love
Forget him. . .
have you ever done anything right?
You have been giving me wrong advice till today
''Raja, don't rush things,
don't rush things, first put your friendship on a firm base''
And so I am left as just a good friend of Neha's
Whenever I take your advice I come to grief
Bunnu
Bunnu, what do you want?
Why the devil are you after me?
Why do you come between me and my happiness?
Here hold this glass, hold this cigarette
You bastard, because of you I cannot get close to Neha
Today I will send you far, very far,
Send you up, up
Now if this swine Bunnu does not die, then Raja will
And if both live, then some day I will die
Now one of the two will have to die
So why not Bunnu
Hey hold tight, hold quick
Bunnu !
Catch, catch, catch, don't let go, catch quick
Bunnu, you are gone today
Hey check the wiring connections once again
Come fishy, fishy, get into Bunnu's belly
Come, come, come on
Come on, hurry up
Excuse me, Sir Yes?
What is happening here?
This is a liquor still, we are going to blast it
Have you put a bomb in it? Yes
Will it go off? No, no
No? Yes, it will go off
You are joking, are you not?
Come on man, come on
Hey brother Gafoor!
Greetings
Greetings to you also
Come sit down. How are you
What are you doing? Catching fish
Ms. Neha and her father are very fond of fish
Very good. What if someone comes to catch you?
Why would anyone want to catch me?
Your family members are looking for you, I think they are coming this side
I have come to inform you
Oh, my God ! They will surely take me back with them
Please hide me somewhere, around here somewhere. . .
No! Will you jump into the water? Want to kill yourself?
Oh no, what will I do now?
I will do something
See that hut over there? Go and hide behind it
I will tackle your folks
Go on Thank you very much
May God bless you
He is a good man, very good man !
Oh no, this place is stinking
Oh shit!
Have you checked carefully, there is no one around, is there?
Uncle, I have checked There is no one around, let it go!
Fast, quick Yes, yes Uncle, yes
One. . . two. . . three!
Raja, now no one can come between you and Neha
Not even Bunnu
No, no
Gafoor, I had thought of you and Raja as my brothers
But you turned out to be number one bastards,
and cheap manipulators
Now watch. . .
What I do to you guys. . .
after the interval
One Juliet two Romeos, two Romeos one Juliet
Dust devils, Blossom and the Stone, Hard-hearted lover, Roses and thorns
Hey Gafoor, where the devil were you?
Hey, Champ., I had gone to buy a bouquet for you
Flowers? To celebrate my failure?
Chief, when you hear what I have done,
your face will look brighter than these flowers
Stop blabbering, go to the chemist and get me a pill
My head feels like it's going to burst with pain
Strange are the ways of life,
here your head is bursting and there a bomb has burst!
What do you mean?
That thorn in your life, that Bunnu. . .
Finish !
What have you done to him?
Why are you becoming so serious, it's for your sake that I've done all this
And you killed him?
I didn't kill him myself. Just sent him where the bomb was placed
Boom ! !
I couldn't let the opportunity go,
if I had not killed him, you would have taken it out on me
I have an ember in my hand, an ember, I will not lie
We two have done many bad things in life but have never killed anyone
But you have gone and killed him !
He was coming between you and Neha, I was not going to let him go
You have made a very big mistake
To waste a good and an innocent guy just like that!
I admit I have made a mistake
and I am feeling very bad about it, I was feeling very guilty
What shall I do? The police is bound to catch me some day
So shall I give myself up to the law?
Hey Police, hey police, police
Hey stop, stop, sit down, sit down.
Gafoor, you love me so much, man?
Huh, do you love me so much?
What you have done for me today,
even my own brother would not have done
Here, have this drink, drink, drink
Hey. . . cheers!
Thousands fall in love
But not all are true lovers
Love is not a thing that all can handle
Head or tail, head or tail
Love is a game of the heart
A game which some pass, some of us pass
and some do fail
Don't you ever talk to me again Come on, mate
Now what is there to feel shy about
What else. . . what are you doing?
Don't you like it?
No, it's not that
Then have some more
Do eat some more
You have made me over eat, it is so well made
But please stop now Ms Neha my stomach is full
Sister-in-law Brother-in-law
Enough, please enough, stop now
All right. Come Raja, have lunch with us
No thank you. . . the sight of you. . .
I mean the sight of food has satiated us
Make him eat, he is hungry, give him first
Brother Gafoor, you are a sly one Why is that?
The other day you told me to hide in the hut
and the minute I entered, the hut blew up
What? Yes
Had that place not been stinking of whisky and had I not left it,
then I, then, that. . .
It is like this, Bunnu. . .
Yes, and he told me that my Mother and Father had also come
when my Mother and Father had really not come
No, no your parents were coming, he just did not hear right
Really? He heard ''Chunnu''
But he thought it was ''Bunnu'' so he told you
I then told him That's what I thought,
that you are such good persons!
No, no, no!
No, no, no Bunnu, relax
Raja, please close your lighter
Please, just a minute
What, what's the matter?
Perhaps you don't know that Bunnu is afraid of three things
Fire, water and heights
When he sees fire he thinks he will get burnt
When he sees water he thinks he will drown
And when he is on a height he thinks he will fall down from there
Oh, is that so
From now on we will always remember fire, water and heights
Come, Bunnu, look, you must not be afraid of water
Nothing is going to happen to you No, no, it is not fear, Ms Neha
But I promise, nothing will happen So you do not trust me?
No, no, how can I not trust you Of course I trust you completely
But this water. . . I do not trust it Many have drowned in it
Oh forget it, Bunnu
Ms Neha, Ms Neha
I don't want to hear anything
Oh, Ms Neha. Please listen, Ms Neha
Bunnu, dear What?
Oh Mr. Raj, Brother Gafoor!
Bunnu Yes
You should go into the water
Why?
Ms Neha has gone away in disgust
I want to tell you one thing Mr. Raj
Whether Ms Neha goes away in disgust or anyone else,
I will not get into the water
Many experienced swimmers have drowned
You have a point there
One must never do anything that the heart forbids
True, and look how deep it is! Yeah, very deep
My mother does not at all like my going into the water. . .
Mummy Help, someone help
Help, help, help
Bunnu !
Ms Neha
Help, help
Bunnu Thank you, Ms Neha
Come, come we will all swim together
How sweet, how sweet!
This swimming is a very good thing
But Bunnu, why did you jump in?
Yes, why did I jump in !
Why did I jump. . . actually what happened was,
that I thought you would be annoyed if I did not jump in
And I thought that the worst that can happen to me is I'd lose my life
I can even sacrifice my life for Ms Neha
Oh, Bunnu, you are so sweet
Thank you
Raja, you lose again
You're going through a very bad phase Oh shut up
Your luck is so bad that this. . .
Get up, get up
Over there I'm so worried about you,
my head is about to explode with pain and you're sitting here drinking beer!
You don't care about me now?
It was merely a coconut, not a bomb that burst on your head
You had placed a bomb, a bomb indeed. . . Did that wretch Bunnu die?
You keep giving me wrong ideas
and are now sitting here enjoying yourself, having a good time
Look, Raja, half the money we stole is mine
You spend thousands on that girl I just have a beer and it pinches you
Who is having a good time, me or you?
I am having a good time?
Look, Gafoor, Neha is no ordinary girl
I love Neha, I love her
I have spent my whole life on a railway platform,
. . .have been black-marketing tickets
I never knew what beauty is, what love is!
But ever since I saw Neha. . .
I have known that she is the one I have been waiting for
I. . . I love Neha very much
If I cannot have her. . .
I. . . I will die
No, no, no!
Don't cry, don't cry
Come, come, hey Raja
Gafoor, Gafoor!
I know my ideas keep failing every time
But this time, Raja
If I don't fix that Bunnu for good this time,
I will change my name
Neha will be my sister-in-law She will be yours, she will, she will
BUNNU NEHA
Oh God, I have heard that love can melt even a stone's heart
Does it really do that?
Anyway, I will test my love today
Help me God
Oh, my dear silent friend, listen to my tale of love
She is unaware of my love
When she comes before me My heart goes boom, boom, boom
My heart breaks into bits
But I do not have the nerve to say
Darling I love you
what is this happening darling?
Oh, no, no, no
Oh no darling
Hey, how did this blasted stone get behind me instead of bursting !
Ms Neha?
Bunnu !
Hey how is it running after me!
Hey no, no, no!
Ms Neha
Oh Bunnu, what happened, what happened?
Ms Neha, stone. I. . . song. . . after me
But you were running, were you. . .
I was running ! Yes, I was running
Ms Neha, this is the first time in my life that I have run so fast
I am ok, I am fine, I am feeling better
Ms Neha ! Oh, very good
Ms Neha, I am feeling better
Oh how sweet! Very good Bunnu
It is a good idea, Sir, but made in Switzerland would be better
Hey, Gafoor
Greetings
Greetings to you too
What is the matter Brother Gafoor, Mr. Raja has not come?
He. . . Raja ! Ms Neha, I want to tell you something
But have you had something to eat?
I am eating, I will eat
Why don't you drink something Yes I will. Thank you
What is the matter?
I want to talk to you in private
Ms Neha, please go and talk to him first.
Yes, go baby go
See that he eats well
And drinks well too
And so Gafoor, why hasn't Raja come
No problem, I suppose? No, there is no problem
Is all well? All is well
Ms Neha, I wanted to tell you that Raja. . .
Gafoor, Gafoor
What is the matter, what has happened?
Oh Gafoor, what has happened?
Gafoor what has happened to you?
Just a minute you move aside, I will take a look at him
Yes, what's the matter with you, Gafoor?
It seems that. . . Calm yourself first, hold this
Now tell me what has happened A chicken bone got stuck in his throat
Oh, a chicken bone! Gafoor, you lie down here and push hard
Push hard, Gafoor, push hard
Push hard, Gafoor!
Push hard from within
Is it coming out, it is not?
Brother Gafoor, push harder
Brother Gafoor is it coming out or not?
It is not coming out?
Brother Gafoor! ! !
Bunnu, you have done wonders! Thanks
You have saved Gafoor's life It was my duty, Ms Neha
As a child, I once had a coin stuck in my throat
My mother thumped me like this a few times and the coin came out
But instead of thumping me why did you kick me?
Because you are a big man now, Gafoor,
you are a grown up man and the bone was also big
Just look how big it is! Very big, isn't it
Do not eat chicken
Eat food, eat food, but do not eat chicken
Oh shit!
Hello? Oh, shit!
Hello, hello
Bunnu Ms Neha, you?
What are you doing, Bunnu?
Just waiting for your phone call
Will you come for a walk with me?
Walk? I will run with you I will be over right away
What is it?
Did Bunnu come into your dream?
Yes, I dreamt of Bunnu
He has now started to scare me even in my dreams
I n my dreams he has started to sing with Neha
You are laughing !
You are laughing Don't laugh, don't laugh
All this has happened because of you
You told me ''let friendship grow'', ''do not rush things''
If I had not listened to you, Bunnu wouldn't have come between us
No one can stop me now, I am going Where is my motorcycle key?
Where are you going?
I am going to tell Neha that I love her
Listen to me Don't stop me, Gafoor
. . .or else I will kill you too
Today no one can come between me and Neha
Goodbye
Listen to me Raja, please come back
So, you want to go to Neha, Mr. Raja?
Just see where this Bunnu sends you now!
Listen, Raja, listen
Raja, O Raja
Gafoor, how is Raja? Where is he?
What?! !
No, in Room number 2 7
Raja
Thank God you are not hurt too badly
Do you know the state I was in on hearing from Gafoor
What bad thoughts were going through my mind on the way to the hospital !
Anyway, how are you?
There is no need to worry so much on my account, Ms Neha
Why, what is the matter? Are you not my friend?
Friend, friend, friend. . . I hate that word
I am no one's friend, especially not your's
You. . . please don't shout and scream, you are not well
What else can I do but shout and scream
No one knows my real trouble
Raja, who but me can know what is troubling you
I cannot tell you how bothered I am by this accident
Really!
Hello Raja, how are you feeling now?
Sir, I have recovered just this minute
Good, I am so glad
Dear, we should now leave for Bombay
Daddy, how can we leave Raja in this condition. . .
This is a very good hospital, my girl
Besides, he has Gafoor to look after him
But only you can look after your patients
And they are waiting for you, right?
Right Right
Good. Alright then, I'll wait for you downstairs
Say bye bye. Bye hope you will feel better
Ms Neha
Okay Raja, I will have to go now Look after yourself,
and come to Bombay as soon as you are well. Okay bye
Gafoor, this accident has worked wonders for me
Did you see how she held my hand in hers and was being so friendly
How worried she was for me
My train is back on the rails, man, she has shown a green signal
You have made progress but don't feel so happy, my friend
Because it is said that, ''Tears lurk behind smiles''.
Oh, shut up, you pessimist
Hey, Bunnu !
Bunnu ! Bunnu !
Hi Mom, hi Dad, now I am perfect
I am not afraid of water any more
Not afraid of even getting a shock
Heights do not scare me now, neither can the fear itself
I can laugh very well
I can talk very well, Hello!
I can sing very well
I can walk very well
I can jump very well, I can fight very well
I can dance very well, I can run very well
I do not need tomorrow, I'm an artiste who can give a shot at one take,
Okay? Okay, guy!
Boom, boom, shaka laka, boom boom
Hey Mom, hey Dad, now I am perfect
Boom, boom, shaka laka, boom boom
Now. . . everything is possible for me
This beautiful night, beautiful moonlight
Bunnu ! Hi !
Hi ! everybody
Hi, Hi, who is winning?
Watch the game
Hi, Neha
Hi Hi !
Hi, Bunnu
Mr. Raj, shall I tell you something Yes
You are a great actor, my friend !
The way you were behaving in the hospital as if you were about to die
How did you get on your feet so fast?
You are no less an actor yourself
You kept meeting Neha by feigning illness
A true patient sees the doctor once and keeps taking his medicine quietly
Whereas you meet Neha all the time but never take any medicine at all
Are you also not pretending all the time yourself?
You said you'd open a Five Star hotel, but not even a food-stall is in sight!
Yes I pretended, I did
Why? Because I love her
You love Neha?
One who has forsaken his country and gone and settled in America
one who cannot love his own country, how can he love poor Neha?
So what? Even Mahatma Gandhi had come from South Africa. I came too
But he came for his country, he loved this country
Hey, enough is enough
Hey, same applies to you
You dared to touch me! Mummy
You dared to touch me
Look here, Romeo, a single blow from me will turn you to Coolie No. 1
You, Mr. India, I will throw acid on your face and you'll look a Loafer
Do I look like a Loafer? Do I look like a Coolie to you?
You will throw acid on me? You will fix me with a blow?
Okay then
Yes I will give you a blow It's not all that easy
Hey, what is going on?
Who the devil is it?
Bunnu, Raj ! Ms Neha
Now again you'll pretend to be silly!
What were you two doing?
No, no, how did he get cured?
I mean I was giving him a hug now that he has recovered
How are you feeling now? I don't know what to say, Ms Neha
I feel his internal injuries are not quite healed yet
You must rest some more
No, no, I am quite well now
It's in your own interest to remain well you scoundrel
Bunnu you sly knave, it isn't Neha but I'm going to treat you now
Hello, Pappu Pager speaking
Hey, you stop wasting time and come to the point
I am your Great Uncle this side, you rascal Bunnu
You two-headed goat, stop bleating about your introduction,
or I will turn you into the hay you are eating,
then don't go about blaming Pappu Pager
You get it? I will ring off now
Hey, where do you think you're going? Let him come, he has an appointment
Come, come, come on in
My name is Bunnu
How about the one who is to be wasted?
No, I have brought along his photograph
Had you brought him along I would have fixed him properly
. . .without wasting any time
For how much do you want me to make it out?
What? Cheque
Listen you, I don't believe in cheques
You understand? It is cash, hard cash that is wanted
But for cash I will have to phone my Pa
Phone your old man immediately then
Phone him I can if you give me the phone
What is my home number again? Oh, I remembered !
Are you Pappu Pager?
There Thank you
Pa, my Pa has come
A moment. What mess have you got into!
Stop spinning a yarn and come out with the cash, understand
And get lost with this hero of yours Go
Just a minute
What kind of trouble are you buying with this cash? Are you mad?
You are worried about your money, not your son
Why are you talking nonsense?
Pa. . . Don't talk, just go
Don't tangle up with this goon
Sure? Sure
Okay
Okay friend, I am taking back this photograph
What for?
Because my Pa says not to tangle with a goon
If he is roused, he will not only smash me up but all others too
Mummy
Hey, listen Shut up
What did you say, you asshole?
What did you tell him about me, what did you say?
You hit my Pa, you hit my Pa?
Now tell me who is the donkey?
It is me, me
Who is a goat's uncle?
It is me, me
Who is a lame ass?
Me, it is me
Now that the wind has gone out of this balloon, it has collapsed
You there go off now, get out of our way
or else I'll pierce your can of whoop-ass
You've talked enough nonsense, now come and see us off at the gate
Bunnu, my son, where did you learn this?
Saw it in a movie, Pa
And you there, just remember Bunnu is not a pole
. . .that any dog can piss on
Now get lost!
You people don't worry, okay?
It is the first time that Pappu Pager has met a real man
Will have to think about it
I have studied this in great depth
What, Gafoor?
That there is a great difference between you and Bunnu
You are right, Gafoor
We are poles apart
Neha can only belong to Bunnu
Don't you dare link Bunnu's name with that of Neha
Neha is mine, mine only
Are you my friend or Bunnu's? You are taking his side
I am not taking sides at all, just stating facts
Bunnu is born rich while we are the poorest of Amirpur
Bunnu comes of a respected family, whereas no one knows our parentage
Bunnu has a house, wads of money, and what have we?
A small amount is left out of the money we stole
If you marry Neha, this money will also have gone before the honeymoon
It is just the money that will be gone, not my love is it?
Love does not look at riches or high standing
Raja, this kind of dialogue suits the hero of a movie
. . .it does not suit you
What have you got, tell me?
This is what I have
What is it?
This perfume, and the moment this goes to work, Neha will become mine
You have lost your mind
Don't boast on the strength of this cheap gift
Gafoor, stop thinking small, start thinking big
Big, big
And look at this quality
Hi, sweetheart, I was waiting for you
Really? My friend, Gafoor
Hi Guff
Tina, watch it
Take this perfume and spray it on Bunnu
He will fall madly in love with you
Don't waste your time girl, he is out of his mind
Bunnu is not going to fall for you Go on, go home
Tina, try this perfume on Gafoor
Yeah, go ahead, I am not going to lose anything
I have smelt it, it is of very poor quality
Tina ! This is A- 1 quality
I love you Tina There is no life without you
Raja, help No one can stop me
Gafoor, Gafoor, let go of her
Tina go away, go away
Raja, stop him or our friendship will suffer
Tina, I love you
Gafoor Hey, let go of me
Wow!
The Lord be praised
Excuse me, madam, you. . .
Can you help me find this place, please?
Who am I to help you find anything
I have been lost all my life
By the way, could you not find a better person for asking directions?
I mean, someone outside. . . I did meet many people,
But none as good a man as you
Look, I know nothing about this address But somehow it looks familiar
And this address, this address. . .
This is the address of this place
And after finding this address, you don't need to go anywhere else
Because I don't know why I feel
that this address is your actual destination
Many have found their true destination here
. . .you are very beautiful
whether you agree or don't
you belong to me
Hey, wait, wait
Looks like I have given an over-dose Okay, I am going, goodbye
The window opened slightly, the curtain moved slightly
The room of my heart was empty, someone slipped in
And there was turmoil, there was turmoil
Hey you son of a baker, you in this Mercedes?
Hey, baker yourself Pa,
Oh keep quiet, don't go Pa, Pa, Pa all the time
You milk-man
What are you saying? I told you to shut up
You don't know this is Kishore Chand, my bosom pal from childhood
Bosom pal?
Hey, Chandu, isn't that right
Hey, Birju it is you, you rascal !
Bunnu did not tell us you were his parents
Neither did it occur to us that,
a talented girl like Neha could be your daughter!
Had I known this, I would have brought her home myself,
not taken an appointment for it
Neha has been singing Bunnu's praises
Please speak about it
Bunnu deserves all praise Time flies in his company
Please come here, daughter
Our Bunnu is also singinging Neha's praises all the time
We had also hoped for a daughter But God did not answer our prayers
Why do you say that, consider Neha as your own daughter
It is true, Neha gives me the feeling of being my own
Please say it I'll say it, son
Sorry, you don't worry, young fellow
He is my childhood friend, if he refuses he will get thrashed by me
What is it?
It's like this, our. . . Greetings!
Greetings Come in, young man
Now we won't be able to talk!
Greetings Come, Raj
How do you do, Sir?
Okay, this is Raj Kumar, and these are Bunnu's father and his mother
Bunnu's parents! I salute you
Give your blessings, Mother
Hi Neha Hi
Bunnu's father, salutations Mr. Raj. . . America
Bunnu, you look very happy
We are meeting after so long, won't you hug me?
Come I am coming
Yes, friend, come
Mr. Raj, you seem to make a habit of dropping in at the wrong moment!
Had you come a little later, we'd have finished talking about my marriage
Bunnu, I want to give you a surprise What?
I have clicked some photographs of yours
When? Oh, don't you know?
When you see them you will be delighted
Delighted? Yes
Bunnu, my son, we'd also like to see, show them to everybody
No, no, it is my photograph, I'll see first
If I like it, I will show it to you all
Isn't it so, Mr. Raj? Okay, okay
If Bunnu likes it, he will show it to you all, okay
Come Bunnu, sit near me
Mr. Raj, please do show the photograph
Bunnu you are too impatient Mr. Raj, I cannot help it
Please show me, please show
Oh ! Where is my video camera !
These days who takes the trouble to photograph others
I do Mr. Raj, how sweet
Mr. Raj Very sweet, indeed
Mr. Raj, Mr. Raj, Mr. Raj
Didn't you like it?
It is good, very good?
It is good
Did you like it or not?
Mr. Raj. . . I'm asking you, did you like it or not?
Mr. Raj ! What's the matter, son?
Hey, why are you crying, didn't you like it?
Pa ! What's the matter with him?
Tell me Bunnu, did you like it? He will now show it to all
No, Pa, don't speak on that topic!
Okay, I understand, he's cross with me
Because I didn't speak on his topic earlier
No, no, Pa, don't speak on the subject Alright, son, I won't,
Only when you wish, okay?
What is the matter son, are you not well?
Suddenly I'm feeling unwell, Mom
Shall I give some medicine, Bunnu?
Not medicine, I need prayers, please don't discuss that issue
Don't be stubborn. Don't pull my trousers and return the cassette
Let him take it, I have another cop y of it
Please don't speak to them about that matter
Before he pulls off my trousers, I beg your pardon. Come, let us go
Okay, Uncle, salutations Fine
All right Ms Neha, bye Hi, hi
Pa, please do not talk
No, don't say goodbye to him
He is the same as before He isn't cured at all
I think he has gone mad
What nonsense are you talking about my son
Didn't you see how he was behaving like a mad man?
With what great hopes we had gone to fix his marriage!
He has been after me, ''fix my marriage''
But whenever I started to talk about it over there,
he kept saying, ''please don't talk, please don't talk''
By doing this he was disgracing me Pa, I did all that deliberately
Deliberately? I got into a fix
Why don't you say plainly you were in a fix
I cannot disclose in front of Mom Mom, you go
Why? Why can't you talk in front of me?
Mom, please But. . .
All right, she's going Don't worry, I'm going
Yes, what is it?
Check it out
What is this?
Video, V. C. R., turn it on and see
That Raj Kumar, the one from America,
he kept threatening me over there Threatening you?
Saying if you talk about marriage he will show it to Neha's family
Oh, this could ruin all your plans Of course!
Sir, Inspector Mhatre is here
Inspector! ! Was the girl a minor?
That's not the question. She came here, I didn't go to her place
This is a plain fact, yes
Inspector, my son is not guilty of anything,
the party had come here, he did not go to the party's house
Party?
He seems unaware of anything. Why are you disclosing everything yourself?
Don't grab my trousers, please don't
Look, I have come to ask you people if you've seen this person anywhere
Can you tell me where I can find him?
Oh, this Mr. Raj Kumar from America
America? He wouldn't even have seen a map of America
He's a well known bad character of Amirpur
A ''bad character''? He's absconded with the Railway Pay-roll
Pa ! He's wanted by police
Bunnu
Bunnu, don't become emotional Look, this is Inspector Mhatre
Let me cry, Pa
This guy has hurt me very much
You have given me great relief
Hey stop it, stop it, stop, stop
Mr. Pager, why are you roaming around with this photograph?
Oh you full moon of a black night,
you'll need a lot of time to understand the working of Pappu Pager's brain
Do you understand? Look, this is Bunnu's enemy
Me, Bunnu's enemy
Today the enemies will shake hands and avenge Bunnu's insult
Hey hero, this is your photograph, is it not?
No, it's the famous cricketer Tendulkar
Look, Pappu Pager has no time to fool around
Tell me straight, is this you or not
Are you blind that you cannot tell this is my photograph !
Oh ! I know very well that this is your photograph
But Pappu Pager first checks, then bashes
All right then, I check and confirm
First tell me, how did you get this photograph?
It must be some girl's father who is going around on an enquiry
Listen, you side kick, don't interrupt, understand?
Do you want me to come alongside and talk, then. . .
Hey, hey mister, hey
Just tell me how did you get hold of this photograph
A boy named Bunnu gave me a contract for your murder
and he brought this photograph also
You've taken a contract for killing me?
That is why Pappu has come to you
You, washed out old rag
What do you take me for that you can murder me so easily
Hey, don't touch, let me explain
You dolt, you will explain to me?
Hey stop pushing, let me explain
You, son of a gun, you
Hey, you guys all keep standing to one side
or else I will bash you all up too
Listen you Pappu Pager, if you talk of murder again
I will pulverise you, get it?
Come on, Gafoor Let's go
You guys don't worry, okay
Today is the second time that Pappu Pager has met a man with nerve
I will have to think this out
The perfume spray has worked like magic
Now Bunnu will stop loving Neha for ever! !
Hey, who was he tangling with
I will settle his hash, trying to tangle with me
Now he can amuse himself by watching the cassette
Listen, Gafoor, I should not delay now
Go at once to the village and fetch my mother
I want to talk about marriage to Neha
You will manage to talk, won't you? Otherwise I rather not go
Go, man, go and bring Mother along
What is it, Raja, on the phone you said it was something very important
I will say it, I definitely will
Ms. Neha, admittedly you are very beautiful, aren't you?
I don't know, but people do say that
They are right, absolutely right
When you speak, it feels like you are strewing petals from your lips
When you smile, it feels like a heavenly lyre is playing
When you lift your eyes. . .
. . .stop, stop. What is the reason you are praising me so highly today?
Should I take this to mean, what you want to say is very important?
Ms Neha, I do have very important things to say to you
Then please do, we've been here almost two hours,
but your ''something important'' hasn't even started !
Daddy must be waiting for me,
Today even I got to speak to him on a crucial matter
Actually, you see, Ms Neha, it's like this. . .
. . .just today my Mother from America. . .
Hi, Ms Neha Hi, Bunnu
Hi, Mr. Raj Hi, Bunnu
What is going on, eh? Great tea party going on !
I knew I would find you here
Actually, Ms Neha, it is his profession to buy land
and it is my profession to sell land
Oh, that I. . . And today I'm going to show him a piece,
that will warm the cockles of his heart
Look, Bunnu, I am busy just now, you may meet me again later
Don't worry, you don't have to go anywhere
I have just to show it to you
and if that land goes to someone else then you will be very sorry
Look, Bunnu, I. . .
I think you had better look at it
Please tell him to take a look
Bunnu, I've given up this pro. . . He loves you so much, you should
What have you got to lose?
If you say so, otherwise I. . .
Thank you Ms Neha, he must see it
It is okay
What happened, what happened, eh?
It is good, the land is good
Is it not? Yeah, I knew. . .
after seeing it he is going to like everything about me
Now it is a very good thing that you came along
You two discuss business and I will get going
Thank you Ms Neha Bye bye
By God, why are you hounding me
Whenever things are starting to look up for me,
you come along and spoil them
What is it that you want?
What I want is that you should get out of Neha's life for good
Or the long distance view that I have shown of Inspector Mhatre
. . .will have to become a close-up
I have the cassette O Mummy!
Cassette! !
You have shown me a long shot of Mr. Mhatre
I will expose this cassette of yours on the TV
But this will not do, Raj. . . Mr. Raj
I mean one of us will have to make the sacrifice
It will have to be you
But why will it have to be me?
Because I am not the sacrificing type,
who will hand over his lady love to his rival
And I am no such Romeo either,
who will tamely hand over his Juliet to another
I am not one who will commit suicide to clear the way
Same here, I am not likely to blind myself like the hero of a tragedy
and then roam the streets, requesting people to stop their cars
Stop the car
Somebody help me cross the road I will help you
Raju, my son
What! Mother!
Son, I was delayed a little Coming to meet my daughter-in-law,
for the first time I had to bring some sweets, isn't it?
Is this your mother? Yes
Salutations Mother God bless you
Who is this, Raju? This is Bunnu
You are his mother, so you are like my own mother
Yes, yes, son, why not
Let's talk about your marriage while Bunnu is here
Bunnu is a very good friend of Neha too
Shall we go up? No Mother, not up
Let us go out, out
Why go out, Son? Don't we have to talk to the girl and her father?
Some other time Why some other time, why not now?
Why are you putting it off, why later? What if mother doesn't find time?
Then. . .? The stars aren't right today
So let us go, Mother
Listen, Raj, I also ought to make a move The Inspector would be waiting
Right, and I also have to air the cassette on TV, get it?
How long is this cassette story going to go on !
This marriage cannot take place! Daddy, please. . .
You kept me in the dark, I thought you were simply good friends
Yes, I did tell you we were good friends
but today I am telling you that I love him, and it's him that I will marry
Neha, come to your senses, he is not worthy of you
He does not deserve you, you will not be happy with him
Daddy, this is my life and I've to decide who I got to be with
And that's final !
Hello Hello Bunnu
Ms Neha ! How did you think of me?
I have good news I have decided to get married
You come immediately to the marriage court, at once
I will come on wings, Ms Neha, don't say anything, I will come flying !
Mother, Pa ! Bunnu
Mom, Mom your blessings have brought fruit
Neha has called me for marriage, to come alone with the ring
Now you wait for our return, and bless us as we come through the door
Call all the bigwigs, there would be a grand party here in the evening
and there should be marriage trumpets all over. I'll just return. . .
Bunnu, stand here Yes, what's it?
You'll go like this? Any problem?
There IS a problem You're minus the clothes
Is that so?!
Hello, hello Neha Raj !
I was just about to call you myself Really!
Yes, there is good news
Get a ring and a floral garland and come immediately to the marriage court
But w. . . what is the matter?
I have decided to get married today
Marriage, marriage. . . marriage!
Look, how can I get married if you don't come?
Oh, don't you worry one bit, Ms Neha
I will come on wings, I will come flying
Bye
I got him, I got him, at last I got him
He is it, he is the one who broke my tooth
He is the one who ran away from the Amirpur station with 25 million
Catch him, he is the one
You've brought a bad name to the police
Hey, I'm not the real thief, it is these two frauds
Inspector, can an informer be a thief himself, can he?
Will we get a reward? Most certainly
Catch them, they are the ones You just come with us
Gafoor my friend, today you have done a final job for me
What? By clearing my name off that robbery
Yeah, it's erased Come, let me hug you one last time
Last time! Are you going to commit suicide?
Not suicide, I am going to marry Neha I don't need you anymore
If ever in trouble again, I'll certainly remember you
Farewell, my friend, I am going
Go, go on, but you'll soon be in trouble, selfish one!
I am restless without you, O my love
What am I to do? What to do? What should I do?
Nothing has any meaning without you
Even with the whole world for me,
What would I do? What am I to do?
Raja, Bunnu, great! You both are so handsomely dressed
It is good you have arrived
I was finding it difficult to control my emotions
Ms Neha
Prem, Prem?
Prem ! !
Prem, meet. . .
Hang on ! This is Bunnu,
And this is Raj
Neha has praised you both so much to me that
I would know you anywhere even with my eyes closed
Bunnu
Raj
I have found a very good wife in Neha
and two good friends for life
Prem, I knew that my father may not stand by my side
but these two would certainly be here
Neha, it's so nice. I mean,
we are getting married, but appropriately dressed are they
So sweet!
Look they have even brought flower garlands for us
Neha, let us pray that they also get married soon
Take it, pal Thanks a lot, thank you
Neha, Prem, present yourselves
The girl appears to be of the right age
Prem Kumar, son of Jagdish Kumar
That's me, Sir
Neha, daughter of Chander Kapur
Me, Sir
Oh sorry. You two are entering into this marriage,
without any pressure and of your own free will?
Yes Okay, okay
Have you brought. . . that. . . that
Ring? Yes, yes, ring
I am sorry I forgot Prem !
You haven't?
Thank you Yeah, take it
Thank you Put it on the finger
Who are these two?
Friends Eh !
We are FRI ENDS
You two sign here in place of witnesses
Not the address, just the name. . .
What are you doing? So much? Put the pen down
Now you are officially husband and wife
Felicitations on your marriage Thank you, sir
All the best Thank you
Very Good ! Good !
C'mon, let's go. See you two outside
Mister, Mister. . .
I mean, I conduct such marriages daily, have been doing it for years
but wish from the bottom of my heart that,
girls and boys should not get married in courts of law
Marriage is a matter of the heart, a court's stamp on it is not right
And if the two people like each other,
then why should the parents object they should get them married
Where the parents do not agree, angels like you step in
they sign and legalize marriages and help make lives
I think I am boring you two, am I talking too much?
You are talking too much
What are you talking about? Get going then
Wasted my time too
Both of us are out!
This world is a huge Bus Stop and the girls are like buses!
Run after them and you miss them, remain standing and another comes along
Look, here comes one now My, my! Lovely!
Mummy!
Will she be able to cure me? She'll have to, Raj, she'll have to
She will have to act as medicine for us insane madmen
I am feeling okay, I am feeling better
Hey, where are you going?
Gafoor, where is he going, get the scoundrel, hey!
Head or tail,
Love is a game of the heart
Some win the game, some do pass
and some will fail 00